Everyone's got a couple of sex toys next to their bed, but in this article, we're not talking about dildos and cock rings. We're talking about the more extreme sex toys on the market. Extreme anal stretching, rough sex toys, nipple clamps, extreme bondage gear. Needless to say, this article is NSFW, even by our regular standards.
No one wants a boring sex life. If you're not cumming like a broken hose then you're doing something wrong, and one of the easiest ways to spice up your bedroom activities are with some of the most extreme sex toys you can get your filthy hands on. That's why we're going to show some extreme toys that'll get you screaming in orgasmic pleasure today.
Others out there might be kinky bastards in general and you might want to push your boundaries a little further, and an extreme sex toy will definitely do that. But what's the right extreme toy for you? Do you like anal stimulation? Ball torture? Double penetration? We've got it all, from extreme anal sex toys to sex slings to your next inflatable butt plug.
Word of warning, we're going to get into some real nasty shit in the next section, so make sure no one's looking over your shoulder. Not only that, but these extreme sex toys are only for the kinkier, more advanced sexual deviants out there. If you're new to the world of hardcore sex, whether solo play or with a partner, exercise safety at all times.
With these crazy contraptions, pleasure usually comes at a cost. There's always a little pain or discomfort involved, and some of the bigger bastards on here can seriously injure you if you're not careful. We've all heard horror stories about stuff getting stuck inside asses, don't be one of them. In this piece, these are the extreme sex toys we'll be looking at:
Single woman looking to increase your sexual wellness? Look no further than the Hismith Fucking Machine. At first glance, this extreme sex toy looks like some kind of mounted assault rifle, which it kind of is in a way. Basically, this is an automatic dildo that'll fuck you harder than Johnny Sins. Who needs partnered sex when you have a semi-automatic cock at your disposal?
We're going to start our list of hardcore sex toys off lightly. The Doc Johnson Pussy Pump looks like a mask for the vagina, and that's kind of what it is, except it'll suck the orgasms right from her body. The Pussy Pump applies a powerful sucking action to the clitty so your girlfriend can climax over and over without you having to lift a finger.
The pinwheel is a mainstay amongst BDSM practitioners, and the Wartenberg Pinwheel is the best sex toy of them all. When you run this bad boy over your partner's body, it hits that perfect spot right between pain and pleasure. It's simulating, it's arousing, and it'll make her arch her back, ready for you to fuck her seneseless.
Some guys love a big ass - in more ways than one. The Magnum Anal Dilator Kit will gape that asshole until it looks like the Japanese flag. It's a perfect way to prep an ass for maximum insertion, be it with your dick or an oversized dildo. As you might expect, anal dilators are pretty popular in the gay community too. If you're into ass fun, there's never been an easier way to reach that male G-spot.
Ball gags are out, face gags are in. The Humilator Head Harness sits on your sub's head and keeps his mouth wide open for your sadistic pleasure. The harness comes with attachable extras too, like a magnum dildo, a toilet roll holder and a feather duster. If you want an extreme sex toy that humiliates and belittles, this one does just that.
There aren't too many rough sex toys that cater to the balls, but the Dragon Magnetic Ball Stretcher puts your ball pain and pleasure right at the forefront. Not only does this rough sex toy increase the sagginess of your nads, but it'll also make them more sensitive in the long run too. Double the perks, double the pleasure.
Has your sissy cuckold been disobeying orders again? Do you need to teach him a lesson? Well, with a spiked cock cage, that little bitch will never get an erection again. Every time the blood rushes downstairs, he'll be rewarded with a a hundred little pricks right into his manhood, and within a few days, he'll become your flaccid, obedient cuck again. His pain is your pleasure.
This nipple suction cup will really give your tits a good work out. Man or woman, it doesn't matter. If you've got a penchant for nipple play, nipple suction cylinders will simulate the feeling of someone wrapping their lips around your areolas and sucking them like a vacuum. If you've got very sensitive nipples, be careful, because these babies definitely pack a punch.
Some women just can't get enough length, and Mr. Hankey knows this too will. His oversized dildos come with extreme length and extreme girth, with a whopping insertable length of 15.8". For any women reading this, trust us, you'll never find a man who packs that much length, so if you're a size queen, Mr. Hankey's extreme sex toys will stretch that pussy to its limits.
I know what you're thinking. What the fuck is a humbler? A lot of people in the kink community don't even know about these nice little slices of sadism. A humbler is a CBT toy designed to pull a man’s balls behind his legs while his ass is up in the air, stretching his gonads for maximum sadomasochistic pleasure. With one of these around his crotch, your submissive lover won't even be able to stand up straight.
Probably one of the most extreme sex toys we've come across, but amazingly simple. The Gut Puncher doesn't punch you in the stomach, but it gets pretty close. This sex toy is basically a massive dildo in the shape of a fist that you ease into your body, be it via the ass or the cooch. You're gonna need to be relaxed to get this monster inside you, so amateurs should stay away.
If you're anything like me, just the word urethra makes you cross your legs. But plenty of guys out there love nothing more than inserting rods down their dick, because apparently it feels incredible. With Hegar Urethral Sounds (not sounds as in noises, sounds as in metal rods), you can treat your dick innards to some intense stimulation.
Don't neglect the balls. It's one of sex's golden rules. Kali's Teeth is the most painful cock ring ever devised, with stainless steel spikes on the inside to ensure that you're as uncomfortable as possible. It's as close to castration as you'll ever get, making this torture device one of the most incredible (yet simple) hardcore sex toys on the market.
Quite literally put the spark back in your sex life with the Agent Noir Electrosex Kit. When it comes to extreme sex toys, anything that can electrocute you has to be near the top of the list. This shocking electrosex kit comes with an electric wand and 9 different attachments, including an electrified whip to show your partner you're not messing around.
Sex slings might be pretty tame compared to some hardcore sex toys, but they're a necessity when it comes to BDSM furniture. This leather sex sling comes with multiple restraints to ensure your sub isn't going anywhere soon. There are stirrups for the feet and multiple D-rings to help you manipulate your partner into the exact positions you want.
Open up wide for maximum pleasure with the Bondage Boutique Vagina & Anus Spreader. This device is basically a jack for your holes, and you simply insert and gradually stretch to a comfortable position. They combine very well with some of the oversized dildo sex toys on the list, so mix and match until you master the perfect orgasm.
Nothing says healthy love life like a medival stockade set. Back in the day, town officials would lock a criminal's head and arms inside the stockade and subject them to various torture methods. Now, a thousand years later, you can do exactly the same to your misbehaving sub. Lock them up, leave them at your mercy and have your wicked way with them.
Rough sex toys and electricity go hand in hand. If you're ready for some zapping, the E-Stim Device will put some spark into your bedroom fun. It comes with a number of attachments so you can adapt it to your needs, whether you're massaging your girlfriend's clit or wrapping it around your own length.
The Njoy Pure Wand might sound pretty tame when it comes to extreme sex toys, but this nifty device is designed to stimulate the G-spot (or in this case, the P-spot) to give mind-blowing squirting orgasms. The unique shape helps you reach the deepest, undiscovered recesses of your vagina to drive your nerve endings wild. Just be sure to use a generous dose of warm water based lube.
Nipple clamps are one of the hottest categories of rough sex toys. They're even more popular than butt plugs and regular dildo sizes. If you enjoy your nipples being tingled, these clamps can violate you way in increasingly exquisite ways, from light clamping to downright agonizing tit crushing.
With an insertable length of 6.9 inches, the Urethral Vibrator will reach the deepest recesses inside your penis. Not only that, but it vibrates too, offering blissful penis stimulation you won't find any other extreme sex toy. Perfect for some boundary-pushing solo activity, or to be used with a (very) trusted sex partner.
There are plenty of places out there to explore the world of extreme sex toys. Just pop their names into any search engine and you'll find the cheapest option for all of the toys we've mentioned up above. Of course, there are reputable suppliers too, like Phreak Club, Uber Kinky and Extreme Restraints.
Always check that you're purchasing from a reputable supplier and ideally go through an official site rather than somewhere like Amazon. While Amazon can have its advantages, a lot of these toys come with customer satisfaction guarantees, which you'll only get when you purchase through an official site.
We don't mean to go all fetish police on you, but remember that some of these devices are for the more advanced BDSM enthusiasts. We don't recommend buying a urethra vibrator and going for broke, because that's how accidents happen. Instead, follow these simple rules to stay safe during your sex toy adventures.
It's very, very easy to get hurt with these things. After all, that's the point of most of them, but there's a difference between pleasurable torment and outright torture. If someone else is administering the stimulation, then make sure you trust completely. You're handing them a weapon, so make sure they know what they're doing with it.
Don't just get the biggest dildo you can find and start shoving it up your ass. Even with solo masturbation, treat it like foreplay. You've got to start gently. Choose a smaller device and get used to the sensation, then gradually increase size, power, contact and force. Over time, your body will become accustom to it, and then you can start getting a little crazier.
Don't just pull out your Electrosex Kit and hook it up to your partner's genitals. Sure, impulsively bringing a little vibrator into your sex play is probably fine, but some of these things are genuine instruments of torture. Make sure your sex partner is comfortable with whatever you're planning on introducing.
Take your regular toys and put them aside. Throw that old dildo away and invest in some hardcore sex toys that'll take your sex life from 0-60 in one single sex session. It doesn't matter what your fetishes are, it doesn't matter how you like to fuck or get fucked. Butt stuff, electro-pleasure, hardcore BDSM play, there's a sex toy somewhere on this list for you.
Don't be afraid to get a little wild. There's nothing to be ashamed of anymore. Plenty of guys love nothing more than a dildo up the butt or a cock cage around their package. So browse, purchase and help break down stigmas around sexual wellbeing. Rough sex toys are here to stay, so you might as well get started now.